Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

I knew you were gonna say that…!

He’s the gayest of the Gay Fish.

🎶 She stole my heart and my cat! 🎶

The sign says “No shoes, no shirt, no service.”

You guys gotta wear these. Hands out flip flops. There, all good now.

Best way I’ve ever heard it described was that before the Internet, every village had it’s idiot… “Hatians are eating pets? What? Oh, you were talking to Jerry.”

Now, all the village idiots have glommed into each other and retweet the insanity back and forth until it takes on a life of it’s own. “Buttery males!” and “adrenochrome extractions happening in basements of pizza places” etc etc etc.

🎶 The Barber will give you a haircut🎵

Boil em. Mash em. Stick em inna stew.

Nope. Didn’t see “cool em” anywhere.

When will all the rhetorical questions stop‽

I was being snarky, but do appreciate that you took the time to share the info.

And can someone please explain to me the quantum mechanics at work that give it antigravity properties? If I’m laying on my right side, how does my left nostril fill with cement…?!

Where’s Morpheus?

Thanks Mr Ms Mr Garrison!

On the contrary, Obama was an intelligent, well-spoken black (shudder) person that wore tan once. It’s obviously his fault.

I was about to correct you and tell you the Evil Council was French, but that’s Kung Pow, not Kung Furry, and I’m a dumb.

Freedom powder.

That’s not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.

Rookie numbers

Fuck that show. Fuck the Halo show. Fuck each and every company that just buys a name and thus a built-in fan base and mutilates the original IP beyond recognition.

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Those who know, do not speak.

Those who speak, do not know.