There are 10 kinds of people in this world

Oh, would I be creating an inconvenience for the guy who feels the need to run his leaf blower every week to push dust around? God forbid

what are people going to do? go somewhere else?

Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options

But did it work?

Why do my eyes hurt?

Pretty worthless feature considering 99% of calls from unknown numbers are spoofed anyway

If you’re using the piped link, skip to 0:52

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Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.

How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.

The Amazon near me has a “Just Fuck Off” policy. They redecorated the old Toys R Us building a few years ago and then never bothered to open the store.

Yeah. I was very suspicious up until that last part, but it turns out it was her after all.

Oh Team Joe. I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but all of what would have been my discretionary income is servicing student loans.

bent a bit but it did not catch fire.

You got lucky. A fire might not be likely with a little bending but it’s definitely a possibility. A battery that’s fully glued down is just inherently dangerous to remove.

How many people really discover new music through piracy?

Napster was amazing for this. You’d start by searching for something specific but it would show you the library of the person you were downloading from. Browsing through their library would lead to all kinds of discoveries. Seeing the raw data yourself and being your own recommendation algorithm was the shit.

Yup