Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.

It’s from X-Men '97, a new series following the original

Maybe not a billion dollars for a single movie, but they add up.

Pretty sure Musk bought Twitter for that exact reason

Trump is a Canadian goose that was turned into a real boy.

I’m the opposite. I played the hell out of 4x in college and early adulthood. Now, I just don’t have the time or patience for them.

Can someone explain? (I know who Phil Collins the musician is.)

Put him on telephone support for QVC/Home Shopping Network

Bonus panel: Necrophilia

Stupid sexy Wolverine

Replace Mr.Pink with a rock and I’m in this meme

You can have tons of fun at the airport as long as you don’t mind getting on the no-fly list.

This is one of the new shows that lasts a couple seasons before being rebooted again

There are rich people that own homes with rooms bigger than my house.

Because real-estate is physical money.

Did they take your stapler too?

The porn subs need more posts.

Sadly, I live in an area with brown recluses and black widows. I don’t smoosh, but definitely catch and toss outside

Free rides!

They’ll give you honest compliments that most women won’t.

;_;