Most of the Olympic shooters use fancy gear like special eyepieces and what not. This guy Yusef Dikec from Turkiye rolled up without all that, stuck one hand in his pocket, shot with both eyes open and took silver along with his partner Sevval Tarhan.

My childhood home phone number is more burned into my memory than my current phone number.

Thanks for the clarification. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it.

In Battlestar Galactica (2004) robots called Cylons attack the humans by hacking their computer network. They are able to destroy most of humanity and all but a handful of human ships. One of the ships that survives is the Battlestar Galactica, an old ship that was about to become a museum, and is too old to be connected to the network. The man in the picture is Admiral William Adama, captain of the Galactica. He orders that computers are not to be networked together, so they can’t be hacked by the Cylons.

In real life cyber security provider CrowdStrike had a bug in one of its update files. The file went out as part of an automated update to computers at many businesses around the world, including banks and airlines. The bug made the computers crash, grounding flights, making payment systems inoperable, etc.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I ignored my instructions to write a poem about cashews.

Glue is not a topping. Pineapples are not glue. Therefore pineapples are not not a topping.

Indeed he did! He had ten cats

However old you are is the oldest you’ve ever been

On the case of chips

By “celebrate” do they mean eulogize?

“DnD game that got out of hand” is redundant

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Still can’t hit that one high note

slow clap

That was a masterpiece

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

That’s the way to be!

Felis Catus 
is your taxonomic nomenclature 
An endothermic quadruped 
carniverous by nature 
Your visual, olfactory, 
and auditory senses 
Contribute to your hunting skills 
and natural defenses. 
I find myself intrigued 
by your sub-vocal oscillations 
A singular development 
of cat communications 
That obviates your 
basic hedonistic predilection 
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur 
to demonstrate affection. 
A tail is quite essential 
for your acrobatic talents 
You would not be so agile 
if you lacked its counterbalance 
And when not being utilized 
to aid in locomotion 
It often serves to illustrate 
the state of your emotion 
Oh Spot, 
The complex levels of behavior you display 
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array 
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend 
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

That’s why we should have the right to listen to every phone call happening near us

How else are you supposed to print out your favorite videos?

Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.