Everyone knows most people turn UAC completely off after it nags them for the 10th time and they get frustrated and dump it.

- The employee right now.

Bye Felicia

Electronics should be silent now. Only boomers thought boops and beeps made shit futuristic.

It’s my “emotional support dog”.

So you see 4 posts and then dip out?

The garbage collector around my house doesn’t get out of the truck to get the trash it’s all hydraulic arm. Sounds pretty chill to me.

You start off as panel 1 then as you get more drunk you turn into panel 2 and after even more drinking you’re panel 4.

If they lose even a cent doing something new its right back to the old way every time. Can’t let the share holders down I guess.

Some say there is a missing panel where a acorn hits the cop and he unloads a full mag on the guy.

You wouldn’t download a car would you? 🤣

Fey see me rollin’. They hatin’!

oooooh what are you going to do summon a zombie specter?!

Summons zombie 20 levels above yours.

Fuck…

Lae’zel got a good romp on my first play through. Took many skill checks.

“I’ve seen this once before when I was a rookie officer. This tiefling broke in and hung pictures of himself and his family all over the walls. Let’s sprinkle some stolen gold on him and get outta here.”

Trip balls so hard you think you are dying and you actually are dying. Horrific.

Imagine paying 80 bucks to run office.