At first I thought this was from Inspirobot, but then I saw that watermark and second guessed myself. Regardless, I decided to find out what Inspirobot had to say about this.

I don’t know what to make of this.

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

What about “cheese qurds?”

I’d hate to live somewhere that spells it “kheese curds.”

Good. Maybe if the stuff trashes enough of our infrastructure somebody somewhere will actually figure out that it’s bad and get rid of it forever.

I know, it’ll never happen. But a man can dream.

Yeah but their aim was even worse than the other idiot. These nutjobs need to get their shit together; I’ve been successfully assassinated in political video games for a fraction of what the Orange Idiot’s done to real people.

That’s 11’8", probably the most famous can opener there is. Although they recently raised the bridge height to make it line up better or something, which resulted in it becoming 12’4". It’s still opens a few cans sometimes though.

It’s probably the local name for the monster.

*want

People want this, they don’t need it. Because nobody needs to have nails like that - they choose to. If they want to look silly, that’s their prerogative, but let’s not call it anything other than a personal choice and not a necessity.

You know if they turn it into a video game with each copy sold on steam tied to a different robot, they could probably get this dinner 10x faster. I mean have you ever seen how much time people put into Minecraft? Satisfactory? Hydroner? Just a name a few. Speedrunner Fukushima any % lol

More relevant is how much damage the radiation will do to the circuit boards. There’s some really small circuitry in there and those energetic particles are going to do some damage every time they smack into stuff.

Yes, and IIRC he’s done it. But he has to use his powers to do it; he can’t just lift it with his hands.

I hate it when people ask me to pass them the salt. They’re putting the responsibility of not spilling it on me. Sure I can do it, but there is always that small possibility of failure.

If it hasn’t been used yet there is that moment of trying to decide how to grab the shaker. Do I grab it by the cap or by the sides? Surely it’s too risky to grab the cap… If it’s not screwed on correctly.

Forgot YouTube/twitch creators. Looking at you Mr. Beast, ya rich bastard.

OpenAI: It’s not fair to charge us to use copywriten works.

Also OpenAI: Also you have to pay us for using them.

They’re usually even greedier than normal Republicans too, and lean as hard on the 1st amendment as Republicans lean on the 2nd.

Quick, get a time machine. For, uh, educational purposes.

Modern Goth

Roses are as red as my blood,

Violets are as black as my soul,

Please just let me die,

I’m 15 years old.

I found Waldo Odlaw, the Wizard, and someone who may or maybe be Saddam Hussein if you squint. It’s pretty pixeley and hard to judge.