When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’

The random spacing and line breaks are the chef’s kiss.

Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.

Strap-on human butt cheeks. Now I’ve seen everything.

That theme song was peak 80’s synthesizer.

Turbos don’t work if the toilet paper is installed wrong.

When I read “never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse” my first thought was “wow, they only ever used punched cards” until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

It rubs the frankincense on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.

“Around the world” aren’t the lyrics, they’re just another instrument. You wouldn’t say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.

It’s a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

I always pronounce it “fezzik” like Andre the Giant’s character from The Princess Bride.

You earn credits by watching ads, which you can then spend to watch what you want.

LFS (Linux from Scratch)

Get a load of this guy - he’s got ladies just coming up and talking to him.

The script just does all the actions that you would otherwise be manually typing in the terminal. When it’s finished, you have the same minimal environment as if you’d done it manually, but with less work.

Exactly. And the archinstall script makes it almost as easy as Ubuntu. I think this comic is obsolete.

You might want to check out the i3 tiling window manager. Shit’s under 50MB and makes every other DE I’ve ever used feel bloated and laggy.

Inspecting the file with a hex editor would give you lots of useful info in this case. If you know approximately what the data should look like, you can just see where the garbage (header) ends and the data starts. I’ve reverse engineered data files from an oscilloscope like this.