Also Urdli in the Secrets Of Power trilogy was very much an Australian mage.

Because given what I know about how Native Americans were treated his thoughts were “Well, dont want to rape that…”

I write parody lyrics all the time, they are childish and incredibly vulgar.

Like the time I off the top of my head changed the lyrics to “I want to break free” to “I want to fuck Steve” and serenaded my buddy Steven. I made it through most of the song with it being pretty close.

I said “I need to write that down” and Steve was like “Nah, spontaneously that shit was funny. Writing it down would just make it weird” I was inclined to agree.

Except you cant use that one to dothe crumbly ground beef trick. They are good if you only ever use them to mash potatoes.

Not just A potato masher, its THE potato masher. If you dont have that thick af metal wire one you have an inferior potato masher.

I didnt know this until recently either. Its interesting once you start to read the ingredients breakdown on things that have “Protein!” on the label only to realise that (like on the oats I dont buy anymore) it had 4 grams per serving of protein more, but it was just added wheat gluten which has a PDCAAS of .25 so like an extra gram of protein thats actually useful for muscle building…

I hate to be all “ackchually” but wheat protein kind of sucks for muscle building. Its only about 50% as digestable and effective as the best sources, its still a better source than processed AF white bread if you cant give up the sandwiches. A great many “protein enhanced” things like oats just dump in a bunch of wheat gluten.

It still mostly counts towards your daily goals for average people but anyone looking for “gains” should be aiming to get 50% from “high quality” sources like milk protein, eggs, meat and soy.

https://www.mysportscience.com/post/measuring-protein-quality

I like to joke that I train and diet so my wife is afraid to let me do school runs in case I run into the thirsty divorved mums.

“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

What about masturbate for sleepy?

Yes, I did dun goof.

Yeah, edited that for clarity. Thanks.

Thats a bit simplistic.

Caffiene has a half life of 5 hours, which is to say in 5 hours your average person will have metabolised half the dose. So if you have 200mg at lunch time, at 5pm your still feeling the effects of 100mg, it could take 10 hours to completely clear your system. If you’re sensitive to Caffiene,have a low tolerance or metabolise it slower you might have trouble sleeping before midnight.

I have a biblical tolerance, I’m up at 4am for work and I’m on a pretty serious cutting diet. I have my preworkout can at 3:30pm and have no trouble sleeping at 8:30 to 9pm.

I should have said “The original Jack3d” They took the DMAA out which was what made Jack3d kick ass in the first place.

Nah they took Jack3d off the market.

The music video is also amazing because the words and dancing are both gibberish yet somehow work.

Me and my 2 Litre, $3 “Jug-O-Body-Wash” feel called out.

Its not usually “Truck drivers” its people who have rented a box truck.

I saw a down’s syndrome kid do it once when his carer got distracted for a moment.

You dont notify the government directly, you notify the news desks of MSNBC, Fox, ABC and the major newspapers. Do it via express postage envelopes a few days out, include any publicly available info on hijackers, flight numbers and times.

The Government might ignore it as a hoax, but not if they know that the information has come via every major news outlet in the country. They have to act.