…help… Im fucked.

Can you expand on why it can’t be shipped?

I was today years old when i realised that NASA employees arent allowed to swear. Fuck that dude, dont care who he is.

Surely you’d want the detector?

Dont you tell me what i can do!!

Thats pretty clever. I might have to start doing that.

…and theres no Microsoft whoch is the best part

Hah! Exactly, what a twat!..come at me Putin!!!

As far as you can go! ;)

You think he gives a shit about his soilders getting a little toasty?!

I think deep down, ive always been an ass man.

That is a very strange story, but I appreciate you sharing it.

No its not. Why would i want to eat a piece of boring bread, when there is a combination of thats same bread, cheese, tomato, and what ever toppings i choose.

Saying “Crust is the beat part” is just dumb and blatantly non-sensical when you look at pizza as a whole.

I feel like you’ve worked helpdesk at some point.

I use it only to get niche porn that can be a pain to find manually online.

Yeah! Fuck you 6am friends!

Sometimes i do as it helps with my hearburn

Im pretty sure OP is just yanking our chain.

I will only give the server a cash tip if its been great sevice, and if the food has been amazing a separate cash tip for the kitchen. Im not giving you a tip for just doing your job. Tips should be for being good at your job, not just doing your job. Thats what your employer is for.

SHES A ROBOT?!