Wishbone! Ghostwriter And bill nye the science guy.

Plastic bucket with a backpack. So you can empty the bucket into the backpack. And people will think you don’t have enough candy and they’ll give you more.

When i was 13 bill Clinton told me 1 car length per every 10mph i was traveling at. Ive been following that advice ever since

But you were in the dark, camouflaged in your bedding. Anyone coming down the hall was a silhouette against the white walls of the hallway.

Tacobell could be the healthiest fast food option. All that lettuce, onion and tomato not to mention the beans.

But if youre just eating sodium citrate cheese and meat you’re soft between the ears

WAIT in my ass

-Doechi

Water is owned by private business on California too.

Somewhere there is a dev team secretly programming an AI to take over bureaucratic and manegerial jobs but disguising it as code writing AI to their CTO and CEO

Sharpie cube would be so fun

I got offered a chance to buy into reddit’s IPO. Im glad i didn’t

Why is she being grounded?

Easy to say if you and yours fit into the demographics that trumpers support. Not everyone has the same privilege as you do.

$1 tip per drink for the courtesy of a worker starting their work day before i get out of bed.

Realdolls have removable washable and replaceable bits. I imagine these do as well

That’s the difference between a good musician/ band and a bad one.

What’s the win here? For Facebook and cable news? Because it looks like another example of the American government strong all over the 1st amendment rights of its citizens because they don’t like what they’re taking about

Tiktok is used globally. Only American politicians seem concerned about the platform why would bytedance sell it when they can just continue operating in 180 other countries around the world?

Bones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts

Grok is an old ttrpg term that means “to intuitively understand something.” As in “I totally grok how to play as an elf in ad&d but playing as a wizard is totally over my head”

edit: correct the autocorrect