Riker: I had the privilege to serve with perhaps the most important person in starfleet history.

Picard: Will…

Riker: Damn it’s good to be me.

My dice rolls have been very aladeen lately.

Damn that’s really good for ai. I just chalked the weirdness up to strange lighting and Florida being Florida.

Legendary image

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

They could get a job with that skill

Will they start using a functional language? Find out on tomorrow’s special report.

Oolong Johnson?

My desk has a desktop with two monitors, a laptop, an iPad, and a phone. TBH the only reason I have so few devices laying around is because they’re expensive.

so few

So few?

DIY vasectomy

Temba, palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy, mom’s spaghetti.

PFK>KFC

No silly waves are on land. Have you ever heard of earth’s largest wave? Wave Everest. A lot of people climb it every year. Sometimes they call them land waves to distinguish them further from water mountains.

The Necromancers Calendar

Villain cast of the next Purge

Which will taste better slow cooked in sauce though? 🤔 We’ll have to try both to be sure.

Everyone

You perhaps?

Spoken like someone benefiting from the status quo