He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn’t save two trillion dollars. It’s just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!

It was just a documentary that was shoved into an ad space. Something about their aerial stunts/races. Dunno. I got like, five seconds into it because FUCK THAT SHIT.

My favorite experience in this regard was watching YouTube on xbox (i know, i know)… They played a 40 minute redbull “ad” on a five minute video. In what sane world should ads be 8 fucking times longer than the content?!?!1?

The Band Formerly-Known As Ni.

I’m digging the new single A Shrubbery. That shit slaps.

“Wort wort wort. Posolé.”

Wouldn’t it be a bit more concerning if it exploded into smaller, yet complete satellites…? Exploding “into pieces” seems downright SOP to me.

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Fuck, my suits in the shop…

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Define “kid.”

“Say no to non-euclidian spaces!”

That’s what’s up, Doc.

Cheapskates at Warner only wanted to pay for one ‘meep.’

Takayuka Yamada is not Dante Basco.

Obviously. Scar’s on the wrong side.

My chabbages!

“A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt; me.”

“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”

A month ago, i didn’t even know the name Tim Walz. Now, I’m absolutely enamored. How the hell did the Dems have someone like this on a shelf? Are they hiding more?