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The sacred texts! Is this why Payless Shoes is no longer around? Because we minimated them?
Kellog also married, never had sex with his wife or consummated their marriage, and the pair adopted like 30 kids or something like that.
So clearly, corn flakes works. But ideally, corn starch is the way to keep those urges down.
Keep them down, dude. “Conceal, don’t feel” as Elsa from Frozen would say (and seriously, do not feel because that specifically strengthens urges).
Careful mate. Thick water is fine. But thicc water sounds like urge avoision. Better add more corn starch homie.
Did you also graduate from Hollywood Upstairs Medical School, too?
I see you had the urge to post this. You need more cornstarch. Please comply.
homemade pizza
Great, now my urges won’t stay down.
Since you said “up there for sure”, I guess that’s fine. My promise of riot has now simmered into measured acceptance.
Like you’re at a restaurant waiting for your food. A waiter comes by and you think it’s your order and you start to get excited, but they move in a slightly different angle from you which instantly alerts you that it’s not your order. So now you have to temper your reactions and pretend that you were not fooled that your order was coming to you. This leads to you carefully measuring your movements and reactions in the event someone in the restaurant was observing you, so as not to impress upon them that you, a stranger, were deceived and instead were merely adjusting your posture while you waited patiently. That’s the level of measured acceptance I have right now.
More seriously though - That’s a game I wanted to try out but never played. On my “next play” list I had Advance Wars on it, so I’ll toss FF Tactics on there to give it a go. I liked Fire Emblem on 3DS, and having not really played SRPGs before I did enjoy FE. Figure FF Tactics might be interesting and fun, so def will give it a go!
Your top RPG on the Game Boy Advance better be Golden Sun, or else I’ll riot.
Yep, that’s the face the old man makes when he poops in his diaper. I think he got too excited to see his owners and couldn’t control himself.
It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.
Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?
If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.
There it is! The Legend! Thank you for sharing this, it made me laugh so hard back in the day!
This occurred somewhere in mid 2000-2010 I can’t remember. Tom Cruise was promoting his movie Mission Impossible 3 and was also dating Katie Holmes at the time. I don’t remember the interview much, but he was so excited and in love with her that he was jumping on the couch in excitement and exhibiting this weird energy. At one point he even grabbed Oprah’s hands and was shaking her too in the excitement for his love. I only remember that part vividly because there was a popular animated GIF back in the day where someone edited it so it looked like he was shocking her with Sith lightning, like how Palpatine shocked Mace Windu.
“I thought you weren’t going to fact check us.”
On the last page, you’ll find an installation CD for Windows XP Service Pack 2 and the activation code written in sharpie. There’s another CD for a cracked install of Macromedia Fireworks. Both are Memorex CD-R.
Dobby: gets socks “Dobby is free!”
Potter: proceeds to laugh, enjoying Dobby’s glee from enslavement liberation
Dobby: “…U havin a giggle there m8? I’ll bash ur fookin’ head in, I swear on me mum. Push my chest to TRY ME.”
Good point. Perhaps we also put up a cautionary sign that reads, “Warning: Crushed glass below. Do not dig. No corpses buried at this site.”
Wow, 7 TB in a month?
Slaps roof of internet router
You can fit a lot of Linux ISOs in that data cap!