I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes

You know this isn’t real right?

Gamers on Lemmy don’t even know why they’re mad at Nintendo honestly

I really don’t understand the anti Nintendo thing. They want money? So do all game companies. They sue people pirating? So do the others. They are all corporations, none are your friends. The weirdest thing is the steam people who are convinced that THEIR corporation and THEIR billionaire Gabe is the only good billionaire on earth. He’s not.

That movie scarred me

“Illegal boycott!” Was one of the stupidest things I’ve seen Trump say and that’s saying a lot

It’s a vacation dads Grindr meet up at the airport, so what?

My 13 year old kid whines when I maker her clean up her dishes

Her growth was my issue, if she had started as a bumbling, no confidence ensign and ended as a confident crew member on her way to joining officer school (which takes like 8 years!) that would be believable growth. But she went from a bumbling no confidence ensign to a badass commander/officer. The show wasnt long enough for that level of growth.

Discovery was only an introduction to strange new worlds which I adore

We’re getting a new season!

I will go to my grave insisting that Tilly is the most grating, annoying character in Star Trek. How does she go from a bumbling idiot to an officer in like two seasons? They tried too hard to make her character progress and they pushed it too far

I thought the Wall Street Bull was the Rock

The image fits, a kid throwing a tantrum, cause it’s really all they can do. I mean it’s nice to give the staff a slow day but the corporation and the people on top won’t even notice it

P.s. sabotage costs them more

You cut out the part that shows they’re sitting on a statue of two parrots fucking

You could be the most vile, gross, Jabba the hut looking incel out there, but if you’re a billionaire you can have a harem of gorgeous women who will let you Fuck and imepregnate them just because they know they’ll have money and be taken care of for life. I doubt any woman actually is attracted to him, they just want to be set up for life

The way his daughter speaks of him makes me think he’s a psychopath. He is emotionless and dead inside, he’s a broken human.

Right but this is like the Miukbang people and nickado avocado or whatever. It’s the equivalent of gorging yourself into being morbidly obese whole going “don’t shame me!”

I mean it’s in the dumpster already so at least you didn’t have to do anything. Maybe say a prayer?

My daughter got a tamagotchi with like a colour LED screen that does way more than the ones we used to have, somehow they seem less fun to me, maybe cause they’re like $80 and I’m now the one buying them