… you can just add it to the backlog of embarrassments that your brain randomly select from during otherwise peaceful moments.

I replay it in my head until I have an outcome I like, then I’m making a Hakuna Matata and do exactly that.

All you need is a second person to share this hyperfixation who also happens to have a hyperfixation on this topic. Oh, you need to know this person in real life (the one with the good grapics and the shadow glitch at 23° north)

A girl I know has a really dark humor. She says “doing one that runs in my family”

No fucking way! I can say sex on the internet? That’s the shit!

There’s a difference between getting shamed or stoned for their work.

And the first one is something being stoned would make better, while the second one would get you stoned.

The Germans would call this an Eierkuchen

Oh, I remember one too!

One was “1 priest 1 nun”, a German production where the story was semi professionally made and about “removing the devil from one”

I was thinking of getting 何か日本語で “nanika nihongo de” and if someone would ask me what it meant I’d say “something in Japanese”

Whaddaya mean?

To each their own, but that windows 98 overlay feels wrong

As someone who has a very walled off opinion on this stuff, I’d say we name the whole Gaza-Israel thing WARioland and wall it off. Maybe put a glass globe over it and podcast it. We could then name it "Hunger-Games“, because food will be scarce. And, with enough advertising, it would make a profit. Just imagine the podcast stopping and a commentator saying “This handgranade was brought to you by Northrop Grumman” when a grenade is thrown lol

rolls 3

You try to comprehend the compliment you just got, as friendly mythical creature finished its sentence, chugged the glass of milk it held in its left wing and leaves the tavern. The door closes. You rush after, and as you leave the tavern, there is no sight of the creature. Only a single pair of its hind paws remain in the wet mud. A fate calls from within you. It could be - no, it has to be - the Memegod LoLzomir himself wants you to continue this path.

Just like an ehog.

AdGuard on iPhone was the best purchase I ever made. Combined with baking soda and vinegar - perfect

To Europeans who use German industry norm paper: that’s DIN A2 A3 (Tank you, dumb cousin of napoleon)

In Istanbul’s tourist spots where Americans reside, you get it with ketchup and mayo.

I’m only saying this because it needs to change.

I love how this is like Mother, Earthbound and Motner 3. You got the innocent kids, their “weapons” and a robot

In most of the EU it’s against the law to not print out a receipt without written consent.