You have that tool, it’s called finding or hosting your own instance.

Dishes evolve, the name stays.

It’s not NoCheeseanara but you’ve put cheese in it, so your analogy is bad. If you said you were going to do a bbq and bought chicken Instead of beef that would be fine.

Abel Gonzales Jr., also known as “Fried Jesus”, of Dallas, Texas, invented deep-fried butter

That is the most American sentence I will read all year.

Italians and food are the worst. Let people enjoy what they want and stop acting like you’re top shit.

How do you get your feet on your head?

I’ll put it on my to-do list.

Now if I could just remember to look at my to-do list.