“B is for Buy-n-Large, your very best friend.”
“B is for Buy-n-Large, your very best friend.”
Looks like something Homer Simpson would dream up
I tried reading these books, waaayyy too much rape in them. The bloody violence I could handle, but after the 3rd gang rape, I decided the author didn’t have what I was looking for.
I don’t think Mr. Butterworth would appreciate you filling his wife with your syrup.
I can unabashedly say I have been enthusiastic enough with my partner to the point that “squeaker toy” is something of an intimate joke between us. I had assumed that others would have similar experiences or understanding. That’s on me.
“Your a cute short-queen, sure. Been wondering what it would be like to have a squeaker toy, let’s go take a bath together to celebrate.”
“😍”
Edit: I am unsurpised and mildly disappointed that some folks have such narrow minds combined with a lack of humor. Truly a pity.
Miss Piggy would definitely call it a Boarbarian, however.
Tiefling Bard, I see.
I roll a 3 on my investigation check. Do I get advantage since I have Darkvision?!
Yes but the kid said specifically they wanted to be a cow boy, and the father respects that.