I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? I mean… would you? Please…?

I’m sure somebody had to watch that. Not me, but somebody.

I still have one of those somewhere!

WHY YOU LYIN’ ON YO DICK, LYIN ON YO DICK!!

Big Klit is safe to listen to. You’re probably never going to hear Facefuk on a Garnier commercial.

I can’t listen to You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive anymore. Although, that’s not related to an ad…

Is this specifically about that one guy from last week a bunch of people blocked retouch straight away after his “I’m here from reddit” post?

Then post into the void until some other like-minded degenerate finds you. You need to create the meeting point!

Please go stand by your stairs.

I wish that had an accurate view count, and upload date. But it’s another pre-YouTube classic, and I’d rather link the upload to the creator’s rather than the first re-upload somebody did.

At least there is dinner and dancing.

Fedora was actually the last version of Linux I used, back in high school on my old HP e-Vectra. Fedora Core 4. What made you pick Fedora? I’m going to be switching to Linux before Win 10 is end of life, and there are so many more options than there were in the early 2000’s.

Same with Bruce Willis.

Automation stealing our jobs again. My grandpa was a penis inspector. He worked long, hard hours to put three kids through school and food on the table.

I’m exaggerating here, I only have about 200 laserdiscs. That’s just a portion of my physical media collection. But I do really enjoy them. My toddler calls them “big movies” and we’ve watched Bambi I don’t know how many times. And hell yeah, Jaws and Aliens! I have the Criterion release of Silence of the Lambs, and that has also gotten a lot of play time.

Reshiram

I love Reshiram

I would love a brain implant. I want to live in the Matrix, I want to have the Feed. Just not from him. Never from him.

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.

I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.

I’m 36 and am currently taking a restroom break from a good old-fashioned LAN party with my dudes.