BougieBirdie

At what point do you think it becomes ethical to break the law for the greater good?

I don’t like the idea of destroying ballots either. It’s so undemocratic. It’s a shame that other actors don’t have scruples about it though.

Is it truly better to wait for the fascists to come to power before we resist them? It seems that would allow them to enact much more harm.

Anyway, I don’t endorse destroying ballots. But I do understand why people would be so disenfranchised with a system that’s working against the individuals that they would feel compelled to take some sort of action.

Do you know how many microplastics are in a full grown human? No thank you.

Maybe we ought to throw them in a pit, chain them to a wheel, and let them grind their own meal. Like the serfs in the good ol’ days they long for.

That’s Richard, he just likes to keep things casual.

Let’s be real, Satan would be a shitposter

Trickle-down economics and the glass ceiling!

Two-for-one!

I have it on good authority that fruity bussies are the best kind

Extreme dieting: only eat food that can do a kickflip

I think the only game that’s given me a hard time with linux is Call of Duty

And that’s not to say that you couldn’t get it to work, it was just more than one click to set up so I couldn’t be bothered.

Honestly, probably better of without CoD anyway

See, that’s exactly what I liked about the ability.

It’s an attack that even if you walk away from it, you have a story to tell about it

What a terrible day to have eyes

It’s a tough pill to swallow

Swallow Whole used to be my favorite mechanic with large creatures like dragons, hydras, or what have you.

I mean, it’s both narratively and mechanically a powerful ability. Usually the creature gets a bite attack with Improved Grab, so they get a free grapple if they hit. Then the next turn if they have a grappled creature in their mouth, they swallow them. From there it’s usually continuous acid / bludgeoning damage, but the swallowed creature gets a chance to fight their way out or get rescued.

Being grappled was already somewhat debilitating, but you could usually ignore it. But when you get swallowed it immediately raises the stakes. It also means you can’t ignore getting grappled because it can become so much worse so quickly.

Then one day one of my players noticed I was using the ability a lot and accused me of having a vore fetish. Now I don’t really use Swallow Whole at all

Found the power-gamer

Some jerkass fish crawled out of the ocean and now I have to look at spreadsheets and email all day

Personally, I’m a big fan of the ‘useless magic item’ and try to get one to each of my players. Lots of them are cosmetic: helmets with glowing eyes, cloak of billowing, squeaky shoes. Sometimes they’re just weird, like the wand of create wand which is a one-charge wand that crumbles to dust after being used to make a wand of create wand

Did anybody else have parents who made too much money to qualify for student loans, but never put away money for college?

People used to tell me that I should smoke weed for my anxiety.

• Smoke a lot of weed - more anxiety
• Smoke for a long time - more anxiety
• Quit smoking - believe it or not, more anxiety

I’m still pro-weed, but I wish I had known about all that before I started smoking

That’s why they call it the graveyard shift

This bird is getting ready to kick him in the dick.

They’ve been given a lemon and they’re choosing violence.

Weirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something.

I’ve been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.