This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

We call it a 3:45 ass…

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0?si=CifxiW8eEel4A_Gt

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

I kind of like:

Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

To be honest, I’ve always wanted to buy one and turn it into a camping van.