BringMeTheDiscoKing

“Brain melting” and “Without parents knowing” are the only two inherently scary things in that headline.

I one heard ast describe Linux’s code quality as ‘marginal’ (presumably speaking of the kernel)

Of course, it was ast talking at BSDCan but still, harsh words from a master.

How far have you sent your vertical mouse flying off the desk?

I know you’ve done it. Right after you typed that thing and went to click that button.

Life is hard for vertical mice.

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If you masturbate without watching porn do your energies disappear?

Did you fabricate that CPU? Did you write that compiler? You gotta trust someone at some point. You can either trust someone because you give them money and it’s theoretically not in their interest to screw you (lol) or because they make an effort to be transparent and others (maybe you, maybe not) can verify their claims about what the software is.