Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

I’m pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

Don’t need to jailbreak, it already works with pirate sites with the right app

I just want it to stop interrupting my music because I got another spam email. Its either all notifications or nothing.

Cunts like would kill everything in the ocean to make a dollar

Last week tonight did a great exposé on him: https://youtu.be/qW7CGTK-1vA?si=xwxi2Ixlnl9QRToS

The automated services are quite nice. Ive enjoyed not managing a seed box for a while but it is the only guaranteed way these days.

Pay for piracy? That’ll get ya the plank!

Losing fmovies wasn’t the bad thing as there are dozens of clones. It’s the hosting services that really took a hit. The reliable ones have been down for a while. The ones left buffer much slower and can’t handle peak times as well. Those years with fmovies really felt like the golden age of piracy.

Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

Some of us be pirates and have yet to receive word from the mainland of the season’s release.

Start with the YouTube app, it’s unusable now and may actually convince me to cancel.

All this simping for him and Trump just announced he’s going to destroy the EV credits cause EVs are too expensive. Remind me, isn’t oil still to this day subsidized by taxpayers?

Pancakes is just wheat bologna.

The cheapest one in the size you wanted. You can get 55" 4k tvs for as little as $250 when on sale at microcenter and they work/look great. Buy a $50 sound bar on Amazon as all TVs in the low range have terrible sound.

The best time to add autocorrect to notepad was 41 years ago, the 2nd best time is now. 🤗

It used to be keys, wallet, and the enjoyment of being unreachable.

Getting stupider

I just signed up yesterday too.