Battle Masker

from the people who brought you “stepping on shit feeling”

They’re always like “I serve God and my country.” but which one is above the other, God or your country?

this feels like an American conservative trolley problem

(yawning intensifies)

I’m more interested I’m a faminethog. Or a pestilencethog, or a deaththog

I understand most these, but why incest porn specifically?

to add insult to injury, this site’s reportedly a scam that may not even send you the dumpster fire coin you ordered

When Judas rings the doorbell frantically

don’t forget the statewide ban on pornographic material. granted it was mostly as anti-lgbt hate speech, but it banned like all sorts of shit including pornhub and it’s subcompanies, several textbooks, etc

is there oil?

I’d be more worried about the impending war between North Carolina and South Carolina

“This coffee tastes like shit!”

“It is shit, Austin.”

“Oh good, then it’s not just me.”

Mom, look what I found on a flash drive in Grand Dad’s house!

You can’t make WB money! How else wil Zalsav sell the company off to a private equity and dissolve it while keeping his bonus?

did you have a stroke or did I have one?

LET’S GO GAMBLING!

(after 2nd thing don’t line up) AW DANG IT!

I don’t think that’s what “more different S” means

I’d change lawful good to chaotic good and make lawful good a combination of it and chaotic neutral. that’s what I’ve always done at work when it was my turn to clean the bathrooms

I’m not prepared for the upcoming year 2019

I travel the world and the seven seas