Linux is for pussies

That number seems low

EMBRACE THE FUTURE GRANDAD

Linux bootsectorlicker

*Good night

Why do they keep using younger pictures of him for these articles? Why don’t they show him the way he is right now?

Liar

deleted by creator

No one’s assassinated him yet 🤷‍♂️

CAT5e sounds like a fifth-edition ruleset

SLOT OFF FRAGFACE

Ehhhh, the OG internet connected better because all nodes were well connected. The Fediverse is a series of single servers that can’t even sync all data across themselves. It’s cute, but it’s post-it notes on strings atm

I’m sure “professionals” can afford $4

Violins are a gateway drug

Because it wasn’t invented by internet idiots?

Nothing like getting served ads through the display whilst simultaneously swallowing more ads from your operating system and also deepthroating even more ads from websites 🤮

You’re describing a monitor.

useless red circle

Those poor cats. Vegans shouldn’t be allowed to own meat.

I already had Sonic Fatigue™ in the 90’s, everything since has been like a blue hobo set up in the corner of your living room for 20+ years that refuses to move out while younger generations stand outside the window cheering for him.