I hate Paul as much as anyone. I REALLY do! But…

He is a pretty competent boxer.

Had to do a couple read throughs. Got a chuckle out of me tho!

You typing “TWR ratio”.

Go KYS yourself!!

/s 😂

Using Middle English characters is the new brainrot.

The bad boy of the competition:

Bart Harley Jarvis!

Shit man. I used to work at a Circuit City at the height of bloated shitty Celeron PCs.

We would be forced to sell a “system optimization” on each PC we sold. It was just a script that uninstalled a few of the bloatware items and tweaked the animation speed to make the customer think we did something incredible.

I fucking hated that job!

Ugh. I wish I didn’t have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It’s the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

The most important lesson I have learned throughout my career is that large corporations are not worth working for. Too much “HR” interference.

The best work environments I have ever been a part of is when I worked for smaller businesses that were still made up of actual people and not nameless/faceless/soulless “corporate HR departments”, who’s sole purpose is to “make corpo more money no matter the means”.

“My God! It just falls right out!! It’s you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!”

I feel like it should be “Warm-Hindrance Man”