The Assman

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Neither can the future martian colonists

M,ILF

Put it in the ground

Now kiss

unintelligible polish chanting

That’s my homemade charcoal

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

Mine is gardening. Cheap to start, gives you exercise, and ultimately pays you in food.

I’m not homolingual but I am spanish-curious

Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

Catch and release

You mean milk soup

Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.