Edgy humor is fun and all, but this I feel is in poor taste.

This is the sole reason I want contacts.

He did the radio station before the game.

Bob the Builder encourages confidence in one’s abilities. He says “can we fix it?” And then immediately responds with “yes we can!” and expects you to respond the same with him. The meme is saying their decline in their self confidence and even world view started when they didn’t respond “yes we can” but instead “no we cant”

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

Name of the restaurant should have been included somewhere.

An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?

I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.

Hating elves

Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.

You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!

That motherfucker had like…30 god damn dicks.

You can still not answer your phone. You can put it in airplane mode or Do Not Disturb, or even turn it off. Nobody is entitled to your time. Leave people on seen.

I see what you did there.

Wouldn’t they have revoked your license by this point?

Do a flip!

Everybody knows you go to Thailand for femboys.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Wololo

Roses are blue

What’s wrong with spartan?

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