Imagine dressing every day in green clothes covered in microchips and LCDs and li-ion batteries

No, there’s not enough in the atmosphere

Firefighter

Postfighter

Policefighter

Milkfighter

Garbagefighter

Businessfighter

Salesfighter

Chairfighter

Congressfighter

Sportsfighter

Handyfighter

Fisherfighter

Newsfighter

Until the admins receive a nice check in the mail for submitting user data, then it’ll happen overnight

I am in that small minority of people who are worse than everybody

I don’t even know how to properly describe those hands. They look inflated. They look like carrots. Like sausages. Like squeezing a pig into pants