I never used twitter but I deleted my account right after muskrat bought it.

Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

You’re holding it wrong!

Holy hell

That’s because everyone jumped in the ARM hype train, and are now figuring out how shit the platform really is.

Microsoft already acquired a nuclear plant.

I’ve distro hopped for over 20 years. I always come back to SUSE. SUSE 8 was the first distro I use and they just always seem to have some qol additions I’m used to.

You called down the ire of practitioners of the dark arts known as prescriptivism.

Education and healthcare should never be for profit.

You almost got snowcrashed

Prescriptivists hate this one trick.

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I remember being asked what I needed 64 MB of RAM for. My answer, of course, being “because I can.”

Isn’t that just your average cat?

But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.

Looks like a NiN album cover.

The only wrong choice.

Why is everyone getting slapped with a wet trout?