Thanks pal. You’re right about me not being 5 of course. No idea how one would ELI5 that anyway.

Please explain like I’m 5, and a non-native speaker, what “rawdog” means 🧐

In fact you can’t be fired at all (in the sense of "leave immediately and we won’t pay you anymore“) unless you really fuck up (like, assault your superior or something along those lines).

That’s sick (pun intended). Over here it’s the other way around: When we get sick during a vacation, we get the vacation days back.

As a German I find the concept of “allotted sick days” disturbing.

Or so you are made believe. How many times have you experienced it?

Quite right. The joke works even without the „woman good/man bad“ subtext.

Yeah nice but why are you people so obsessed with men explaining things to women or vice-versa?

All the scent I’ll ever need from a candle.

Good choice, Nextcloud has all the calendars you’ll ever need. (Same for contacts btw)