567PrimeMover

Oof. So You’re not actually vaporized like a regular phaser, just sent to O’Brien’s shadow realm

And the Savior said unto James - “I have been, and always shall be, your friend”

• Book of Archer 32:10

And the great pilgrimage after - The Star Wars Trek

Lower Decks did, in one of the earlier seasons. The episode with the visiting drill instructor Tendi has a test where she has to give a Klingon an honorable death. She fails and her holo-assistants also fail to kill the Klingon because of all the backup organs

Sounds like the premise for a Star Trek spin on those old 70’s trucker movies

“This is an ancient Human freight merchant’s folk song”

Convoy by CW McCall begins to play as the ship jumps to warp

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If you think transporter room duty is boring, imagine being the poor ensign assigned to your deck’s 2280’s era dot-matrix printer in case the captain decides to switch it up. Actually, I think that would have potential to be a pretty good gag on Lower Decks… The boredom of sitting watching the printer, the suspense of the printer whirring to life… only for it to sloooooooooly print out some inconsequential message

The monkey paw curls: Email has been lost to the sands of time, but somehow fax is still in regular use

GTA V coming to a Borg implant near you

I think a good head cannon for this is that a mug is such a basic thing that you don’t really need to keep re-inventing a new design from scratch. So when a new replicator system/technology comes out, you just port stuff over from the old one. Like maybe it’s one of those patterns in the replicator database that just goes back eons to united earth or something.

Sisko and the prophets chillin in the celestial temple having watched every episode to ever air

Yup, comes out today! IIRC two episodes today, and then one a week until November

While you were busy having a girlfriend and going to parties, I studied the link…

While you were playing videogames and going to football matches, I mastered the way of the kishka

You poisoned youre temple with alcohol… meanwhile sauerkraut runs through my veins.

And now that the world is torn asunder and the barbarians are at the gates… you have the audacity to ask for MY help?

I don’t know, I’m scared to go look

A highway is a tube but for cars

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A cable is a tube but for electrons

I think this comes a translation/wording issue. They probably mean a “neutral” expression, which is what your comment describes. I’d think of an “unnatural” expression as an exaggerated smile or something else off putting

Kinda want one ngl

She doesn’t need ammo, just the racket