My piggies will go nuts when anyone crinkles a bag. I just stare at them and go “Seriously? We’re not doing that” and they will turn to a low chitter and back to whatever they were doing.

They know what they do 🤣

Knew there had to be an Umami enjoyer here

If you add Benz you get a 4th E sound

It’s okay, Team Snapchat is the only person that sends me anything either (>•_•)><3

Just like my chicken nuggies

I’m going to go a step further and say the while thing looks like it was written by a student.

We need an Olympic sport that’s just track hurdles but replaced with scattered furniture arrangements, and the competitors need to weave through without banging a shin on a coffee table.

People like to imagine “capitalism” as some machine entity that we can disassemble.

It’s people.

People who either inherited or earned too much money through various means, nefarious or otherwise. They in turn have enough money to buy other people’s decisions who are in a place to make these laws but also want more money themselves so they in turn can do the same.

The only way to change capitalism is a full system reset, and to enable restrictions on net worth. Every single position from president all the way down to the smallest assistant needs a full re-roll, no exceptions.

WALKING MAN

WALKINGGGGG MAAAAAANNNN

In college we just used a communal refill sized jug of softsoap.

I envision after being tired of “standing” the child will recline back with the chest strap, and jamming the metal bar directly on the vertibre with their full body weight.

Ouchie.

Brightness has another option other than maximum? Contrast and black point my lads.

Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody fucks

Don’t forget BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world

70s? I’m still rocking these bad boys in 2024

So if I were to order a battery replacement part from Samsung would it already be paired with a screen? Or could it be future proofed with a bit of DIY engineering? Cause I love my S22 Ultra, and am tired of upgrading every 2-4 years because the battery starts holding less and less charge.

Maybe they accidentally outsourced one of the remote drivers from the UK

I mean realistically we could just be a manifested thought of some higher being who took too big a toke of some 5-D Weed

It’s why you see hyper-wealthy dissolve everh so often. When you’re used to total control and suddenly things that you cannot change no matter how much money you throw at it, you start to lose it.

Damn it Ricky