The classical options are that the world will end in the future, is currently ending, or ended in the past. Today, I’m here to tell you that there is another option: the world never even existed. Poof!
The classical options are that the world will end in the future, is currently ending, or ended in the past. Today, I’m here to tell you that there is another option: the world never even existed. Poof!
I think the judge would know it when they see it and laugh them out of the court room.
This headline sounded familiar. The article’s from 8 months ago, folks.
No, I don’t think I will
Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
In fairness, kids these days will have all sorts of formative memories unfathomable to previous generations
You don’t have a computer trumpet?
Oh hey, I bet that guy is related to Rubber Johnny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny
I’ve been on Linux just long enough. It’s called rm
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Worf factor 5
When I can’t wrap my head around a technical document or journal article, I print it. My brain craves paper. I’m a software engineer, so believe me that I would be live inside the computer if I could.
✋ 1 bit
🖖 125 millibytes
Wikipedia’s Emglish server is down, we’ll have to settle for English: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elongated_coin
No expertise here, but I wonder if neurons are more excitable on LSD. If every cell in your retina and optic nerve is trigger happy, you’d see more in the dark. More noise, too, I suppose.
No, you’re thinking of grandest larceny.
Whoah, I opened this at work and my boss saw me looking at a naked frog.
Or maybe behind a keyed lock in the office? Not a keypad, a physical key.
I don’t think he has $1T, which is half the market cap
I loved my 1600x1200 Viewsonic, used it till 2010 or so. The flicker wasn’t ideal, but man the colors were so much more vibrant than shitty LCD screens of the 2000s were capable of. These days, I think Apple’s fancy LCDs with HDR win on all fronts, but it took a while to get here.
The darned neural implant generation doesn’t even know how to doomscroll with their fingers. Kids these days smh no cap.