• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I can dig it. If somebody is being an ass, I tend to bring out this one.

    All your creatures are dead. Your dog is dead. Your cat is dead. Your mom is dead. Your friends are dead. The fleas in your underpants are dead. Everyone you ever knew is dead. You are dead. One million damage to you and everyone who looks like you.

    Rocks. Fall.

    Everyone. Dies.

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      This isn’t the most powerful combo especially against multicolor decks with lots of fancy mana producers, but I’m partial to this combo in my mono green commander:

      Nobody expects green to vaporize all the islands out of a deck or whatever. Big “fuck you and the horse you rode in on” energy. That whole deck is a nonsense engine, mono green but wins without attacking (mostly direct damage or milling). A lot of people don’t know how to play against it so it is especially fun to bother cocky players with expensive decks but little experience