“On the Eigth day Adam and the tiger created furries”
This was clearly how Tony was made
Gotta stick to tiger thank you very much
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Normalize Jesus with a handlebar mustache
Ugh fine. But I can still get deep throated by the giraffe right? That’s like the whole reason you made them isn’t it?
Origin of the term Pussy
Everyone knows white Adam and Eve spoke English with white God. And that paradise was a Jungle which is definitely a great place to exist naked with all those insects.
Tigers are sexy af and he’s obviously into it, practically on top of me even with others around. You’re just mad because you can’t get face-fucked by this magnificent muscular beast. Go on and prance around with your little lady, Jesus, I’ve got testosterone and sement in my evening plans.
Jesus didn’t exist yet though.
That’s his dad. You can tell they’re related.
