MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoDisturbingly accuratelemmy.todayimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
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minus-squareRodeo@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·6 months agoBald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.
minus-squareGregorGizeh@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoI feel very personally attacked You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.
minus-squareRodeo@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·6 months agoWhat’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard
minus-squareboatsnhos931@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·6 months agoIt’s a red flag round here… honestly anyone with a large beard, it’s strike 1
Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.
I feel very personally attacked
You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.
What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard
It’s a red flag round here… honestly anyone with a large beard, it’s strike 1