NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year agoYet they immediately forgot againpixelfed.socialimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1686arrow-down14
arrow-up1682arrow-down1imageYet they immediately forgot againpixelfed.socialNegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·1 year agowait till they rediscover seatbelts
minus-squareGreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up49·1 year agoIf bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it’s good enough for my Hyundai.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoEveryone else in the minivan: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4d/b2/ee/4db2eedb2235018f827398503423a9ec.jpg
minus-squareTheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoIn my CRV I’ll often initiate attack plan omega.
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·1 year agoThat’s what the inertial dampeners are for! … if they were working
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year ago“Inertial dampeners have failed.” Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second. If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoHave you tried diverting power from life support yet?
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoBut then they can’t get infected by the secret bioengineered virus left behind by the extinct species!
minus-squareStillPaisleyCat@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoThen gatekeeping fans will say it breaks canon, has to be an alternate timeline/universe because they didn’t need those in TOS/TNG. Oh, wait, that’s one of the criticisms of the environmental suits in Discovery and SNW…
minus-squarelemillionsocks@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoTHEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.
minus-squareMaultasche@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoIsn’t there a joke about that in Nemesis?
wait till they rediscover seatbelts
If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it’s good enough for my Hyundai.
Everyone else in the minivan:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4d/b2/ee/4db2eedb2235018f827398503423a9ec.jpg
In my CRV I’ll often initiate attack plan omega.
That’s what the inertial dampeners are for!
… if they were working
“Inertial dampeners have failed.”
Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.
If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)
Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?
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But then they can’t get infected by the secret bioengineered virus left behind by the extinct species!
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Then gatekeeping fans will say it breaks canon, has to be an alternate timeline/universe because they didn’t need those in TOS/TNG.
Oh, wait, that’s one of the criticisms of the environmental suits in Discovery and SNW…
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THEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.
Isn’t there a joke about that in Nemesis?