Prepares to violently grab the cat by the neck, his Daqtagh in his other hand, tears welling up in his eyes …

I CAN’T!!! THERE IS NO HONOR!!!

cat rolls over, stretches, changes position and snuggles in closer and tighter

YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

car purrs and hums loudly

There is no greater glory than being chosen by the most honorable animal in the universe to be a mattress.

Me literally right now