Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days agoEvery... time...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square76linkfedilinkarrow-up11.05Karrow-down19
arrow-up11.04Karrow-down1imageEvery... time...lemmy.worldLady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square76linkfedilink
minus-squareAFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·6 days agoAnd, even after all that, when you go to put the sheet on the bed you still find a sock.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoand inside that sock is a wadded paper towel, rock hard and flaking
minus-squareHoimo@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoSorry mom, that paper towel was rock hard and flaking before the wash too.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoI think your foot might be pregnant
minus-squareSixty@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoYou can search thoroughly in the fitted sheet shoved over your head to look closely and you’ll still miss the damp sock somehow.
And, even after all that, when you go to put the sheet on the bed you still find a sock.
and inside that sock is a wadded paper towel, rock hard and flaking
Sorry mom, that paper towel was rock hard and flaking before the wash too.
I think your foot might be pregnant
You can search thoroughly in the fitted sheet shoved over your head to look closely and you’ll still miss the damp sock somehow.