For those who don’t know, that type of tow truck is called a ‘snatch’ truck because the tow arm can get under a vehicle without the driver leaving the cab. Snatch trucks are not for breakdowns, they’re for repos.
Reminder that Jesus never saw or used a car so no one else needs to
Jesus drove a Honda, though he was shy about it. In John it says that “Jesus never spoke of his own accord.”
Unfortunately I can’t give you an award for this
A Jesus is never too late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Amen, brother. The owner of the car didn’t hear the Lord when he said, “hold thee up, My sandals guy is still working on My kicks”.
You’re right. Jesus was a wizard. Now I believe in christ a little bit more, which is still not a lot, but he might be on a quest with a hobbit. I believe that more than I believe that he was the son of a man in the clouds.
Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.
If there wasn’t a prior appointment, then you’re never late.
Jesus said he’d return in the gospel’s lifetime. He’s very fucking late.
Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.
Jesus take the wheel!
No seriously the car wont go unless ya do
