Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1223arrow-down13
arrow-up1220arrow-down1imageOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·11 hours ago3 issues Not standing There are 5 of them Which Jesus?
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 hours ago Which Jesus? Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoThis reminds me of a joke: Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoNot only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·11 hours ago#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·11 hours agoThat was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agoWhen the president stands, nobody sits
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 hours ago When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up. The same holds true for Martin Sheen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoPlot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
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Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
When the president stands, nobody sits
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.