From the makers of “Oops, All Millipedes!” and “The Air is Made of Fire Island”
Shit, what vaporized Fire Island?! I had my winter Tower there!
The third one burned to the ground, fell over, and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up!
“She’s got huge tracts of land!!”
“Everything is on a cob!”
Oh no, cobgoblins!
Corn on the cobgoblins
Get back in the ship!
yeah that place does not seem worth the exp and loot
This is why you’re still level 3 while Eternal Demigod Jaff Bayzoz is level 36, you gotta get on that #adventuregrindset.
“The DM asked me if I want a magic sword or better armor as a reward for saving the elves. I said neither. I’m there for the XP. I keep grinding these elves getting kidnapped, I’ll have more powerful ability increases then either reward over time.”
That time I got isekaied to another world and rather than taking a magic sword I kept grinding.
But they have the lost Swordnado of Brest.
That was an early lesson for me: make sure the party wants to go there before talking about the stuff that sucks that might happen to them there.
I didn’t become an adventurer just to shy away from danger. Forge onward, you cowards!
