• TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    My motorcycle is plenty shiny and fast.

    Seriously, my superhero name should be Average Middle Aged White Dude. The only thing I’m not doing is getting more conservative as I get older.

    I guess I’m going to have to wear some white tube socks with my slides and saying shit like “Working hard or hardly working?”