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    Lisp. All is Lisp.

    Data’s entire consciousness was written as an Emacs package.

    Klingons program in Brainfuck. A Warrior’s Language!

    Vulcans exclusively use APL.

    The F in Ferengi stands for Fortran.

    Python is banned across the known galaxy. If your race is discovered using it, your planet is immediately bombarded until the entire crust is molten.

    Cardassians use Haskell because they’re evil.