For whatever reason, I saw the silhouette of Alexander Anderson from Hellsing, with the dandelions as shine from his glasses.

At first I didn’t see that the glowing eyes were actually dandelions, and when I did, it somehow became more menacing. Those things have supernatural powers. They can survive anything.

Oh, heyyyyyy, Mr. Goodfellow, I was JUST about to contact you, actually…

deception check

rolls a nat 1

This is awesome

oh, hello sir what do you mean, “Why didn’t you fuck my daughter?” wait, why are you mad about that?