“So anyway, that’s why we’re playing Dark Sun now.”

I don’t swing that way, but I’m not going to complain about it. Hell, I’ll dress my character up like that.

I’m a straight dude and see no problem here

I’m not attracted to that second one at all… but they’re goregous, Against all stereotypes, my cis-man-perception of beauty is not exclusively tied to my sexual preferences. It is, but not exclusively.
And for the message of that picture: Yeah… so many people haven’t gotten that memo. A perceived girl walking on the streets with only a sports bra on: Fine

Imagine having nothing but a belt around your chest if you’re percieved male.

Is that not how full plate is supposed to look?

Sure. Why shouldn’t gay guys and women have eye candy as well?

My overarching rule for any game I play (video game, board game, etc) is: When all else is equal, hoochieness always wins.

They must be stand users

According to gaming conventions, that armor provides +20AC and (when combined with a full-body cloak thrown open dramatically as I enter the tavern) can make a barman swoon at 30 feet.

I don’t love either in my RPGs, honestly. You go into any sort of combat wearing that and you’re asking to die very quickly.

And seriously, what does this have to do with reddit? Yes, yes, we all hate reddit, but come on man.