• WtfEvenIsExistence3️@reddthat.com
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    1 year ago

    Flat Earth? Fucking idiots. The Earth is obviously a Giant Magical Space Rug propelled by Genie’s Dark Matter Astro-Projection moving teleporting at 9.8 m/s² 🤓

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      1 year ago

      What the hell are you talking about? We live in the Disc, held up by the Four Elephants which stand on the back of the Great Atuin, a 10,000 mile long turtle. The turtle moves.

      • peto (he/him)@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        This has been disproved. We live on a globe in an experimental non-magical universe kept at a university run by wizards who live on a disc held up by four elephants on the book of the Great Atuin.

      • itsYaBoyNoodles@beehaw.org
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        Actually there were five elephants, but one lost its footing, entered an unstable orbit and came hurtling through space, smashing into the Disc and causing the mountains to rise.