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minus-squareAltofaltception@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoWonder whose job it is to milk Santa
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoDefinitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoOr one of the elfs when she has a headache.
minus-squarestandard_error@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoSanta’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
minus-squareDharma Curious@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoSanta’s Milk Pump VERY NSFW
Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
Mrs Claus?
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
Santa’s Milk Pump
VERY NSFW