Yes, you really don’t want an unplanned indoors Hindenburg reenactment because someone got too close to the birthday cake. Also it’s difficult to store
Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode.
That way the Christians really won’t know what to think.
Now I’m just imagining them coming back down, combusting, and people thinking the war of Armageddon has begun.
Is this why I can’t just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?
Yes, you really don’t want an unplanned indoors Hindenburg reenactment because someone got too close to the birthday cake. Also it’s difficult to store
But easy to make.
St Peter checked them at the gates and all got sent back
“The fuck made you think Paul was so important?! The dude was one of the false prophets Jesus warned about, you morons!” -St. Peter, probably
Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode.
That way the Christians really won’t know what to think.
“God works in mysterious, explosive ways.”