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minus-squareredcalcium@lemmy.institutelinkfedilinkarrow-up20·7 months agoWithout soap, there was a need to standardize which hand used to touch foods and which hand used to touch butts.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·7 months agoPut your butt on the food. Cut out the middle man.
minus-squaresubignition@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoThe Martha Stewart method. A classic.
minus-squareNaoPb@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoAlso a great way to lose weight!
minus-squareNaoPb@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoI am glad I have the freedom to touch butts with both hands in modern times. Too bad I can’t go touching everyones butts without permission.
Without soap, there was a need to standardize which hand used to touch foods and which hand used to touch butts.
Put your butt on the food. Cut out the middle man.
The Martha Stewart method. A classic.
Also a great way to lose weight!
I am glad I have the freedom to touch butts with both hands in modern times. Too bad I can’t go touching everyones butts without permission.